Terror, Terror, Everywhere

In this (un)Brave New World Humor seems at times dead. Saddly, it is often confused for sarcasm, apathy, ill will... Who's to blame the authorities for over reacting? I mean, Mooninites are a terrorizing force not to be reckoned with. Their two highest ranking (and possibly only) members have admited countless times to schemes towards world domination. To Ignignokt and Err the earth is but their moon.
In all seriousness though, these things (~60 in Philly alone) have been around for more than two weeks! If they were truly intended as a terror plot we'd all be dead by now, or at least seriously injured. Over reaction is just covering up for apparent incompetence.
Then there's the claim that this is just another example of "corporate greed" and guerrilla advertising. In this environment of branding and "consumer greed", what else is new? For a limited time, or until ebay finds out, you can own a piece of terror yourself. Place bids here.