The Day to Day Absurd

These are a few things that on their own don't merit a blog entry but are worthy of noting:

• I saw a billboard for Bambi II. My question , logically, is WHY? Why must the evil magic kingdom continue to pollute the celluloid world? Isn't one movie enough? Must all their movies have sequels? The most comical part of the billboard was the description: "A Father's love. A Son's Courage".
• Have you noticed when you go to whole foods you can guarantee counting at least three patrons clad in a pair of thick rimmed glasses? I wonder if the thickness is proportional to anything. The thicker your glasses the ...(I'll leave that one for you Josh)
• With the increasing wind the days in Philly haven't been particularly great. In attempts to lower our heating bill we decided to weather proof our apartment. Who have we become? It's a little ridiculous to shrink wrap your windows but amazingly it makes a difference.
• A coworker informed me that she plays a video game with her children where the evil villain is named Valeska. Quote: "She's such a great villain too".